In Ring Segment: Joseph Park and Grado
Grado walks to the ring in the orange suit from “Dumb and Dumber”. Grado asks Laurel Van Ness to the ring. LVN walks out on the stage. Sienna runs out behind her and tries to tell her not to go to the ring. LVN ignores Sienna and joins Grado in the ring. Grado sings LVN’s praises. Grado asks LVN to marry him. Allie runs to the ring and jumps up and down in excitement. Braxton Sutter runs down to the ring and tells Allie to get to the back. Kongo Kong comes to the ring. Grado surprising stands his ground… before hightailing it out of the ring. Kongo picks up LVN. LVN tells him to put her down. LVN says something to Kong and they walk to the back.
Gauntlet Match: GFW and Impact Champion Alberto El Patron vs LAX
El Patron suplexes Homicide. El Patron hits a frog splash off the top for a three count… what the…
Homicide has been eliminated.
Ortiz hits the ring and hits a spin out bomb for a near fall. After a short break, El Patron lands a step up enziguri. El Patron climbs up top but the remaining members of LAX crotch him on the top rope. Ortiz climbs up top as well. El Patron knocks Ortiz into the tree of woe position. El Patron crushes Ortiz with a double foot stomp.
Ortiz has been eliminated.
Santana runs into the ring and kicks El Patron in the face. El Patron kicks Santana in the gut. El Patron hits the ropes by Konnan pulls him out of the ring. Santana distracts the referee as LAX stomps El Patron on the outside. EL Patron kicks Santana. Konnan gets on the apron. El Patron grabs Konnan by the head. Diamante dives off the top but El Patron catches her and tosses her to the outside onto Ortiz. Santana German suplexes El Patron. El Patron kicks out. El Patron surprises Santana with a tornado DDT. El Patron flips Santana over into the cross arm breaker. the rest of LAX hits the ring and attacks El Patron. The referee throws the match out.
Winner- Alberto El Patron
After the match, LAX ties El Patron up with the Mexican flag as Konnan stuff another flag in El Patron’s mouth. El Patron’s brother hit the ring but LAX quickly dispatches him. El Patron’s father comes to ringside with a chair. The Veterans of War run in and try to make the save. LAX takes them out. El Patron grabs a chair and chases off LAX.
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