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It’s a Fact of Life with Special Guest Eli Drake 

Tyrus is hosting the show. Drake takes off his sling. None of these crosseyed mouth breathers deserve to hear his voice, but if Tyrus needs the truth, here’s the truth. His arm is fine. Last week, Tyrus decided to pick a fight with The DCC without his permission. Than the week before that, Tyrus from out of nowhere decided to call out EC3. While Drake enjoyed beating the crap out of EC3 with a baseball bat, it wasn’t on his terms. Tyrus continues to drop the ball.

He should of watched his back. Tyrus was too busy standing out there dreaming of stuffing cheeseburgers down his big fat mouth. Drake pays Tyrus to watch his back. Tyrus is the guy who stands on the sidelines and watches.  Tyrus is the guy who stands in the background while Drake wrestles in the main event. That’s Tyrus career in a nut shell. His name is Eli Drake, not only does he on own this show, he owns Tyrus. Tyrus grabs Drake by his throat and says that he doesn’t own anything. Tyrus says that he’s going to destroy Drake next week.

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