TNA Impact Wrestling Results (1/5): It’s A Hardy’s Fact of Life, Spud Quits, Edwards/EC3/Lashley For The World Title

The Hardy’s & Swoggle Backstage Segment: 

The Broken Hardy’s find Swoggle looking at Vanguard 1. Broken Matt asks Swoggle if he was sent to invade Total Nonstop Deletion by his sinister father, MeekMahan? Swoggle says that wasn’t real and he isn’t really his son, so Broken Matt says that’s, WONDERFUL! Swoggle tells Vanguard-1 that it looks like they’re the only normal ones around here.

Second Match: Rockstar Spud vs. Swoggle 

Swoggle dances in the ring. Spud points out that he’s taller than Swoggle. Spud says that he looks like a real professional wrestler. Spud shoves Swoggle into the canvas. Swoggle Spears Spud. Swoggle connects with a german suplex. Swoggle connects with the Celtic Cross to pickup the victory. After the match, Spud starts screaming NO!. Spud hates the Impact Zone, the people at home. Spud just lost to a man who looks like a one year boy. Spud says that this company sucks. Spud officially quits.

Winner: Swoggle