3/11 WWE Monday Night Raw Results – Brock Lesnar Responds to HHH; Undertaker & Kane Pay Tribute to Paul Bearer

They show a video of Alberto del Rio and Ricardo dressed up as Jack Swagger and Zeb Coulter. Ricardo cuts a promo about Jack Swagger's 'Murica, and Mexican food. Alberto cuts in with random words every now and then. Their fake facial hair is ridiculous. "Jack" says he loves pizza, because he's a real American. Alberto says "We The People" and goes off a rant about food they love. "We The Pizza". 

Swagger is in action next, and is shown shoving people around backstage. 

(10) Sin Cara vs. Jack Swagger

Before the match, Zeb Coulter has something to say. They talk about saving America and solving the immigrant problem. More of the usual. Sin Cara actually gets some offense in the match, springboarding off the top rope with a crossbody to the outside – he came down pretty hard on his face. Swagger rolls back into the ring and counters another springboard move with a big boot. The Patriot Lock is strapped on, and Sin Cara submits immediately. 

Results: Jack Swagger wins via submission

There's a hilarious video promo for "The Call" featuring Halle Berry, David Otunga and Kane. 

(11) No Disqualification Match

Kane vs. CM Punk

Punk attacks Kane from behind and the match is underway. The two brawl around ringside, with Kane getting his head bounced off the commentary table, and then thrown into the barricade. They roll back in the ring and brawl up to the top turnbuckle, with Punk knocking the big man to the mat. The flying elbow drop connects, but Kane kicks out before a count of three. CM Punk has the advantage as they go to WWE's last commercial break of the night. 

When they come back, Kane hits a vintage Sidewalk Slam on Punk, and sends him to the outside with a clothesline. Kane grabs steel chairs and tosses them into the ring as the No DQ stipulation comes into play for the first time. They both roll back into the ring and Kane tries for a chokeslam, but Punk counters with a DDT right into a chair! Punk mocks the Undertaker and runs his thumb across his throat, before kicking Kane in the side of the head. 

The Undertaker's gong rings and CM Punk looks around for his WrestleMania opponent. Kane uses the distraction to hit a chokeslam and picks up the 1-2-3. 

Results: Kane wins via pinfall

After the match, the Undertaker makes his way out and kneels on the stage as a graphic of Paul Bearer is shown. Kane kneels in respect as well, but CM Punk grabs the urn and levels the Big Red Machine. Undertaker hits the ring and chases off Punk, before checking on Kane. CM Punk kneels down and mocks the Undertaker's pose to the urn, and the Deadman is pissed as Raw goes off the air.

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