WWE Smackdown Results
By Bill Pritchard for Wrestlezone.com
March 8th 2013
Jack Swagger comes out and this is his America, and he is the future World Champion so they should pay him and Zeb Colter some respect. Zeb says he wants the fans to admit they all share the same values, and they are all patriots. He says they can all see what's wrong with their country, but the people are too scared to act on it. Zeb says they all know someone out of work because someone else sneaked across the border and worked for less pesos, but they won't let it stand anymore. He says they will rewrite a new constitution for real citizens, then Swagger says he's drawing the line in the sand and he's taking America back. Zeb says that's exactly right and they will put a stop to this, but Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo cut them off before they can finish. Alberto says he'll show him what Swagger is really about, then they play a clip of themselves impersonating Swagger and Colter in a green screen video. Ricardo mocks Swagger's delivery and Zeb's big stomach, then he talks about all of the American food that Swagger loves before ending the segment.
3MB (w/ Jinder Mahal) vs Team Hell No
Drew sends Kane into the corner and punches him but Kane drops him with an uppercut, then Slater tags in and runs at him but Kane clotheslines him. Bryan tags in and kicks him in the chest, then Slater ducks a kick and goes for a suplex but Bryan floats over and sends him outside. Bryan dives at him but Jinder distracts Bryan, then Slater sends Bryan to the floor and rolls him in before Drew kicks him in the corner and Slater punches him. Drew comes in and goes for a clothesline but Bryan counters with a suplex, then Kane tags in and drops Slater with a quick punch. Kane hiptosses him before hitting a dropkick, then he hits a corner clothesline and a sidewalk slam before calling for a chokeslam. Jinder distracts him and Slater tries to attack, but Kane fights him off and Bryan blindtags in and counters a rollup by making Slater tap to the No Lock.
Winners – Team Hell No
Matt Striker is joined by Dolph Ziggler, AJ Lee and Big E Langston, and Dolph says the fans chose him as Alberto's opponent so he could steal the show. Dolph says it's all about his briefcase, but it's also about the stars aligning and making history, to which AJ smiles and makes out with him to end the segment.
