Rock says he fights for the people because they are sick of the same kung pao bitch being shoved down their throats, then the fans chant 'kung pao bitch.' He says that is trending now, and the fans are telling Cena they are tired of him but that doesn't mean they don't want to miss out on being entertained. Rock says he coined 'fruity pebbles' and got Cena on a cereal box, then they chant 'lady parts' and 'Rocky' and he says he wants Cena to listen to them. He says they want to have fun but all Cena did this year is change his jean shorts to camoflage shorts, and it must be working because Cena's balls are missing. The fans chant 'missing balls' and Cena comes out and says he wasn't going to miss it because it is all perfect because Rock runs around and does his schtick.
Cena says he runs Rock down whether he is there or not, and he doesn't like Rock because he is a self-centered bitch who wouldn't care if WWE closed. Cena says he speaks the truth and doesn't need to write his lines down, and the fans will see Cena against Rock, but he is going to be looking at Dwayne at Wrestlemania. He says Rock will make his chest bounce and he might not have balls, but he is the guy who will kick his ass and tells him to keep trending and drops the mic and leaves. Rock says that is just like him to run his mouth and leave before he gets hit, but Cena needs to stop confusing people because Dwayne and Rock are the same person. He says Cena comes out and acts tough, but he is electrifying and will go on to kick his monkey ass if you smell what the Rock is cookin!
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