(Recap Written by Ian)
Joanie “Chyna Doll” Laurer came in for an interview. Howard immediately noted how much more feminine she looked compared to years past. Joanie said she is working out more but not lifting heavy like she use to. Artie then said she use to look more like Sly Stallone, now she looks like Frank Stallone. Howard then asked to see Joanie’s breasts but she would not show them to him claming she wants to get a breast reduction now that she is getting older.
Howard interviewed her about her February appearance on “Larry King Live” where she was seemingly out of control after the Trimspa CEO said she was not really a friend of Anna Nicole’s. Joanie said she was friends enough with Anna to know that her life was very similar to Anna’s and that the reason she seemed out of control then was because she was so upset and shocked by Anna’s death. She went on to say that a lot of young Hollywood stars are falling into that same trap and that if they don’t stop they could wind up dead too. Joanie said Anna’s death was her big wake up call to get her life in order again.
Howard then played a clip of the February interview and then took a phone call from a fan who said he use to find Joanie attractive until he saw the size of her c*** in the porn that was released three years ago. Howard agreed that it did look slightly large, Joanie responded by jokingly asking Howard to go back to the clip of the Trimspa CEO trashing her again.
Howard then asked her about her family and her childhood. Joanie said she didn’t get a long with her mother and hasn’t spoken to her in years because she felt almost like an abandon child. Howard kept going on about her childhood and noted he wanted to make Joanie cry but Joanie would not budge.
Joanie then went on to promote “Illegal Aliens” which is in video stores everywhere and talked a little about the making of the film.
Joanie also mentioned she is doing some commercials for a Vegas Resort to earn a little more money saying that her past addictions caused her to run out of money. Howard noted Joanie seemed to be very sober today and Joanie said she does not drink any more.
