WWE RAW Results – May 18, 2009

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May 18, 2009

By: Matt Boone for WrestleZone.com

In-Ring Segment: The Miz Freestyle Rhyme

John Cena’s old "Word Life" theme song plays as The Miz comes out and mocks Cena’s entrance style, still fully dressed up like him. Miz says the big news coming from Judgment Day is that he is 4-0 against John Cena. He says Cena still won’t come out and fight him and that’s why he’s dressed up like him now. Miz says Cena had a song called "Word Life" which we just heard and he’s got a remix to that song to share with us. It’s called "Nerd Life: the story of John Cena." "Yo, Cena was first in line to see Star Trek the movie, the dude was 25 before he even touched a booby." He calls Cena the Steve Urkel of handsome in another rap verse. Miz keeps rapping, this time claiming Cena isn’t from Boston. More rhymes about Miz with Playboy bunnies and Cena’s "12 Rounds" movie being horrible. Final line has Miz calling himself the new face of Monday Night RAW. He calls out Cena again and he doesn’t come out. He says we know what that means, Miz 5 – Cena 0.

In-Ring Segment: Jerry Lawler, The Miz, Big Show

Jerry Lawler gets on the microphone and says he has a newsflash. He says the commercials are getting better ratings than RAW because of his bad freestyle rhyme. He tells Miz he doesn’t get a victory just for calling someone out and they don’t show up. Lawler says he’ll prove it. He says he’ll call out Batista. He does and nothing happens. Lawler asks Miz if he’s not 1-0 against Batista. Lawler says he’ll do another example and he calls out Bruno Sammartino and Hulk Hogan and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in a 3-on-1 handicap match against them right now. Nothing happens and Lawler tells Miz with his weird logic he would have just got a victory over those three superstars. Lawler tells Miz he’s talking out of his ass. He says if he wants a match against John Cena all he has to do is go ask Vickie Guerrero. Miz insults Lawler’s announcing and says maybe he will ask Vickie. Big Show’s music hits. Big Show says make-believe time is over. He says Cena may think he’s done with him, but Big Show isn’t done with him by far. He says he just talked to Vickie Guerrero and she made a match for the "Extreme Rules" PPV. It’ll be Big Show vs. John Cena in a submission match. He tells Miz until then, he’s going to have to wait for his match with John Cena. Miz says that’s cool he can wait to beat John Cena after Cena is done beating Big Show. He throws Lawler into Big Show and runs off. Big Show attacks Lawler and beats him up badly to send a message.

-Cole in "serious" voice plugs Batista & John Cena vs. Randy Orton & Legacy for later tonight and the United States title match with MVP and Matt Hardy after the commercial break. He says "my broadcast partner didn’t deserve this" as we go to commercial.

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