NWA Anarchy TV Report
Episode 176
June 22, 2009
WRESTLING: (n.) ’res-ling A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) an-ar-key (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
– “The Master of Ceremonial Disasters” Greg Hunter kicks of NWA Anarchy TV with the former NWA Anarchy TV Champion Truitt Fields. Dan Wilson & Shaun Tempers orchestrated an incredible scheme involving Fields’ former tag partner Phil Shatter to capture the TV Title. The current reigning NWA National Heavyweight Champion Shatter is touring Bolivia; thus denying his former tag partner Fields the opportunity to exact revenge. Fields recalls his friendship with Shatter dating back to Iraq. They invaded NWA Anarchy with the intention of becoming the best tag team in wrestling.
After achieving marginal success, they made a pack to stay away from each other. Fields is royally pissed that Shatter snatched everything from him at Hardcore Hell. Ace Rockwell has similar feelings and dealings with Tempers. Rockwell was devastated after Tempers turned on him a second time. NWA Anarchy Owner Jerry Palmer pays the duo a visit. He adds five minutes to Fields’ title match and grants Rockwell a temporary manager’s license to accompany Fields later tonight.
– Welcome to NWA Anarchy, this is PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING~! Last week on NWA Anarchy TV, Iceberg exacted a measure of revenge by pinning Orion Bishop. Afterwards, Iceberg refused to follow Shao Khan’s orders and performed a Friendship™. The top storyline involves the reprehensible and heinous actions by Jeremy Vain & Mr. Rob Adonis. They destroyed NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Shadow Jackson’s knee after insulting his baby. This week we have three championship matches on tap: NWA Alabama Tag Team Champions Official Express challenge NWA Anarchy Tag Team Champions the New Wave, Azreal seeks to exact revenge on Young Lion’s Champ Malachi, and Shaun Tempers looks to embarrass Truitt Fields, who will have Ace Rockwell for one night only.
1. Malachi pinned “the Son of Satan” Azreal to retain the Young Lion’s Championship.
Azreal quickly counters Malachi’s early offensive flurry with a drop toehold and a murderous running knee in the corner. About four minutes in, Malachi escapes a middle turnbuckle Ted Bundy. He tosses Azreal to the mat and wins with the swan dive headbutt. Malachi has no business cleanly beating Azreal so fast with his finishing maneuver in a rematch. For weeks Azreal brutally squashes his opponents while Malachi struggles with low to mid-card wrestlers.
2. Entourage (“the Feature Presentation” Jeff Lewis & “Hollywood Hacksaw” Andrew Alexander) w/”Ain’t I Great” Jay Clinton & Taco “John” Delgado defeated Christian Hayme & El Veterano IV.
Before this match switches off in to high gear, are Los Veteranos related to Mexico’s Los Villanos? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4eIZMjInBw. How did El Veterano reach cuatro before uno, dos, and tres made their professional wrestling debuts? After terminal boredom commercial, Hayme fends off attacks from Lewis and Clinton while mounting the top turnbuckle. Alas, Taco is suffering from drooling listlessness and cures terminal boredom by distracting the referee long enough to allow Alexander to deliver a Hot Shot. The Entourage enjoy torturing the overmatches Hayme. Hayme escapes a double suplex and Cuatro receives the hot tag. After Veterano uses Hayme as a springboard, Lewis finishes him with Roll the Credits.
3. “Priest of Punishment” Mikael Judas pinned Michael Mosley.
Taco Delgado is serving double duty for red carpet rolling tonight. Mosley formally introduces Judas to Shakespeare by smashing him with the good book. Mosley garners a fair amount of offense until Judas tosses him halfway to Lavonia. Afterwards, Judas pulls a line straight out of Shakespeare, “To be or not to be. Kimo is not meant to be.” This should have been a complete squash by Judas. Mosley had no business controlling a majority of the match.
4. The New Wave (Derrick Driver & Steven Walters) defeated the Official Express (“Nostradamus of Wrestling” Wes Adams & “Sexiest Referee in the World” Mike Posey) to retain the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles.
John Johnson promotes Mike Posey as an awesome referee and a Great American hero. Not sure how Posey compares to the Greatest American Hero, so let’s see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9Q3orQhEcA. Nah, didn’t think so. The New Wave enjoy a lengthy advantage by double teaming the overconfident Posey. When Adams tags in, they outwrestle him as well. Fortunes change when Adams clotheslines Walters after a distraction from Posey. The Official Express maintain a lengthy advantage. Driver receives the “lukewarm” tag and cleans house. Walters tosses Adams to the floor. The New Wave set up for a double team move, but Posey picks up the 7-10 split. The Official Express sets up for something, but Driver sends Posey’s manhood crashing on the top turnbuckle. Walters redeposits Adams on the floor and finishes off Posey with the Unskinny Bop. This match was extremely hard to watch and was laboriously long. The Official Express needed more buildup credibility with the Cornelia faithful before receiving a title match.
5. “Sleeper Cell” Shaun Tempers w/Dan “the Dragon” Wilson & the Staff of Righteousness pinned “0% Body Fat” Truitt Fields w/” 7-Figured Deal” Ace Rockwell.
Fields channels Pearl Harbor by launching a well-deserved premeditated attack on the unsuspecting Tempers at ringside. The match officially starts after Tempers sneaks in after a knee to the gut. Inside the ring, Fields continues his assault until the Reverend wraps Tempers’ knee underneath the ropes on a super rana attempt. Rockwell heads over to nullify Wilson’s interference, but it is too late. Tempers escapes the super rana. After commercial, Tempers tosses Fields to the floor for the Reverend to administer punishment. Rockwell neutralizes Wilson. Back in the ring, Tempers focuses his attack on Fields’ neck to set up for the hangman’s neckbreaker. Fields fights back with a series of shouldertackles. He counters Tempers’ hangman neckbreaker with a Northern lights suplex for a two count. With the champion in trouble, the Rejects sans Iceberg launch a counterattack on Rockwell. Rockwell commandeers the Staff of Righteousness. Wilson, Azreal and Skirra Corvus cower in fear. Fields appears to have a cinched a second title reign when the Butcher of Pyongyang makes a guest appearance. Kimo plasters Rockwell from behind. Meanwhile, Tempers escapes the Killing Fields and successfully defends the TV Title with the hangman’s neckbreaker. Kimo and Jeff G. Bailey pose victoriously on the entrance ramp. The heels in NWA Anarchy are certainly incorporating extremely elaborate and devious plots in recent months.
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NWA Anarchy/APW Royston, GA results for 8-14
North Georgia Champion Dustin Knight defeated Skirra Corvus
Stryknyn defeated Revolution
Franchise defeated ADD
Casey James defeated Tyler Maverick
Don Matthews defeated Allejandro & Cyrus in a handicap match
Southern States Champion Carnage defeated Jacob Ashworth
Shadow Jackson defeated Seth Delay
APW Tag Champions Duncan Enterprises defeated Kareem Abdul Jamar & Bo Newsom
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