ImPaulsive TV
Logan Paul says that Seth Rollins said the WWE Universe doesn’t want him in their house last week. Tonight they are in his house because it’s ImPaulsive TV! The crowd boos. Paul says he doesn’t have to be here. He doesn’t care what they think. There are probably two people in the arena who like him. He knows the WWE Universe will never respect him. He doesn’t care. They are too blind to see that he is that good. That’s why he didn’t invite anyone to be the guest of ImPaulsive TV tonight.
None of his celebrity friends would ever come to St. Louis. They would be out of here quicker than the St. Louis Rams. He will go to LA on his birthday and kick some ass. It’s hard to be scared of someone named “Seth.” They could have been friends, but Rollins started this beef. Paul wants to see the video of him knocking out Rollins again. Paul has it played three times. The mic cuts out on Paul. Rollins appears on the screen. Rollins in the production truck. He has an idea of how to improve the terrible episode of ImPaulsive TV.
Rollins plays his music and struts to the ring. Rollins sits down, then immediately tackles Paul. Paul and Rollins brawl and fall out of the ring. Officials and referees run down to ringside and try to break it up. Rollins trips Paul on the announce desk. Rollins is forced into the ring. The officials check on Paul. Rollins dives off the top, but Paul moves. Rollins lands on two security guards. Paul knocks Rollins out with a stiff right hand. Rollins is asleep.
Check out last week’s coverage: WWE Raw Results (3/13/23)
Johnny Gargano w/Dexter Lumis vs. Dominik Mysterio w/Damian Priest
Gargano’s ribs are taped up. Gargano sends Dominik flying out of the ring. Suicide dive by Gargano. Dominik sends Gargano into the barricade. Dominik suplexes Gargano on the barricade. After the break, Dominik tries the three amigos. Gargano counters the last suplex with one of his own. Dominik is sent into the turnbuckles. Flurry of strikes by Gargano. Overhead throw by Gargano. Slingshot spear by Gargano. Dominik kicks out. Dominik begs off before tripping Gargano into the ropes. Gargano falls into a rollup by Dominik.
Domink puts his feet on the ropes. The referee catches Dominik cheating and stops the count. Dominik argues with the referee. Superkick by Gargano. Dominik kicks out. Dominik kicks Gargano in the gut. Gargano ducks the 619. Lawn dart by Gargano. Gargano lands a basement superkick for a near fall. Gargano sits Dominik on the top rope. Dominik sways as Gargano lays in chop after chop. Dominik knocks Gargano off the top. Frog Splash by Dominik for the win.
Winner- Dominik Mysterio
After the match, Dominik complains about his father, Rey Mysterio denying his request for a match at WrestleMania. Dominik notes the entire Mysterio family will be on SmackDown this week. He’s going to ask his mother for permission to fight his dad at WrestleMania, since his father’s balls are in her purse.
Backstage, The Usos and Sikoa are waiting outside Reigns’ locker room. Heyman walks out and tells the Usos to head to the jet and enjoy the seafood spread. As all three start to leave, Heyman tells Sikoa to hang back. Reigns wants to speak to him.
Edge challenges Finn Bálor to bring his demon to the hell in a cell match at WrestleMania.
Check out last week’s coverage: WWE Raw Results (3/13/23)
In-Ring Segment: Rhea Ripley
Ripley says Charlotte Flair is living in the past. She keeps bringing up their first match at WrestleMania three years ago. Back then, Ripley was trying to make a name for hersef. Ripley knows Flair doesn’t respect her and probably never will. Why? Because Ripley makes Flair question herself. Flair just tries to keep people down. But not Ripley. Flair is done. She’s washed. It’s over. Without the WWE Flair is nothing.
At WrestleMania, Ripley will become a champion and she will be the biggest star in WWE. When Flair see her holding her crown above her head, she’s gonna know all her insecurites are true. Ripley doesn’t need Flair to respect her, but she will fear her. Damage CTRL inturupts. Bayley says everyone in Damage CTRL repsect Ripley. If Ripley needs help with Flair, she should have come to her. Ripley says she doesn’t need any help from them.
Bayley says Ripley has gotten cocky. This is their show and it’s time Damage CTRL shows her what she means. Ripley laughs and says she’s not dress for a fight but if someone wants to kick her out of her ring, they are welcome to try. Backstage, Pearce sends an offical to the ring to make Bayley vs. Ripley offical.
