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Jon Moxley Finally Reveals How He Became The ‘Titty Master’

Jon Moxley has an origin story for the ages. 

During his guest host appearance on Oral Sessions with Renee PaquetteMoxley fielded questions from fans and finally revealed the origins of the infamous ‘Titty Master’ moniker. For those unaware, the story gained traction a few years ago after a photo of Moxley (then as Dean Ambrose) at a WWE live event revealed he’d apparently scrawled ‘Titty Master’ on his wrist tape. The story snowballed from there, and Moxley even recently promoted his new book as the ‘The book of zero fucks. Tales of the Titty Master’. 

Now taking the mic on Oral Sessions, Moxley shared an epic story that finally explained how the moniker was passed down to him in a mythical way.

“Here’s the thing you have to understand, that one does not simply wake up in the morning and put on the ‘Titty Master’. One does not come home at night and take it off, this is a life you live when you are bequeathed the energy of the Titty Master. It all started, I woke up in a cold sweat. A cold sweat, I had a nightmare, and I was given a message through the ether and I knew where I needed to go. Somehow I knew, the universe put me on a path and I set out on a journey to Mount Titicaca. I climbed to the top of this mountain, lightning crashing, wind, dust in my face, ash flying,” Moxley said, “and I see the Titty elders at the top of the mountain, standing around a tree.

“They all raise their hands in the air and then lightning strikes and it hits this big oak tree! I think it was an oak—it may have been a ficus, but not one of the little ficuses in like an office. It’s like a super ficus, but whatever kind of tree it was, it doesn’t matter. And then out of this lightning strike, I see two glowing pieces of wood and I’m called to them. I feel a pull and the elders look at me, I look at them and I look at the wood, I see it coming into view. It’s this pair of nunchucks inscribed into the wood with the lightning, a ‘T’ inscribed into the wood from burning with the lightning, and an ‘M’. And the elders,” he explained, “they put their hoods up and they walk away and they leave me alone on top of the mountain with these [nunchucks]. And at that moment, I realize I am the Titty Master.”

Asked how talented he was with nunchucks, Moxley agreed that his skills are pretty sick and if he was standing up, he’d be “dangerous” with them.

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