Nia Jax took quite the spill on WWE RAW on Monday, and while her ‘hole’ was the star of the night, TUSHY wants to make things better with a free bidet.
According to a press release issued to WrestleZone, TUSHY founder Miki Agrawal wrote the following letter to Nia, offering her a free bidet and a chance to become a brand ambassador for the company.
Dear Nia Jax,
I saw what transpired last night during Raw. My condolences to your…hole. That looked like it hurt. To help ease some of your pain, I’d like to send you a free TUSHY Spa 3.0 bidet to install. I imagine things are a bit tender up there right now, with lots of sensitive nerve endings. Wiping with dry tissue may irritate and damage the area further. With a TUSHY Spa 3.0 you can spray your bum with water. It’ll help it feel cleaner, fresher, and healthier in no time.
We can also send you a TUSHY Travel, a portable bidet, perfect for people who poop when they’re out and about to have on hand in case you need it and for as long as your pain persists.
Lastly, we’d love for you to be a TUSHY brand ambassador and speak to the many features our bidet offers athletes.
Let me know if you’re interested in a free TUSHY and TUSHY Travel and I’ll send one to you ASAP.
Feel free to check out our assortment of products at www.hellotushy.com.
Cheers,
Miki Agrawal
Founder, TUSHY
TUSHY is not a stranger to making offers in the sports world, as they once inquired about acquiring the naming rights to the Buffalo Bills’ football stadium. The bidet company once offered up to $12.5 million for naming rights so that they could rebrand it “Tushy Stadium.” (Now called “Bills Stadium”, the facility was previously known as New Era Field from 2016 to 2020, when the ballcap company pulled out of the existing deal.)
For those unfamiliar with the brand, the company calls their TUSHY Spa 3.0 “The Most Thoughtful Bidet in the World With Warm Water” and it comes with features like temperature control, the Smart Spray™ automatic self-cleaning nozzle and the Schmutz Shield™ for easy, crevice-free cleaning. CNN called it a wonderful and practical Valentine’s Day gift, and it’s available directly on the TUSHY website or through web retailers like Amazon.
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