Firefly Funhouse Match: The Fiend vs. John Cena
Cena tries to welcome us to WrestleMania but Firefly Funhouse cuts in. Wyatt says let’s take a looks at who Cena really is. Cena is going to have to face himself. Wyatt leaves through a door. Cena is transported to the Funhouse. Rambling Rabbit tells Cena which door Wyatt went through. Cena walks into total darkness. The Vince puppet appears. The Vince puppet tells Cena he needs to show him more ruthless aggression or Cena is fired. Cena walks away. Wyatt appears in the ring and does those out the same challenge as Kurt Angle did. Cena comes out dress in his debut gear. All Cena can do is says ruthless aggression and try to slap Wyatt. The Intro for Saturday Night’s Main Event plays and Wyatt is dressed in old school wrestling gear. Wyatt announces Cena as his partner. Cena comes out with dumbells. Cena does so many reps his arms don’t work anymore. Cena blinks and he is in his Dr. of Thuganomics gear. Cena can only speak in raps. Cena calls Wyatt a slut for opportunity, he blows at every chance. Wyatt tells Cena he’s a bully and a horrible person. Cena turns the weaknesses of others into jokes.
Cena is nothing but a mean, lonely man. Cena tries to attack Wyatt but Wyatt teleports to the other side of the ring. Wyatt wraps a chain around his hand and clocks Cena. Wyatt gives an old school Bray Wyatt promo. Wyatt is dressed in his old gear. Wyatt appears in the ring in the rocking chair. Wyatt tells Cena to run. Wyatt splashes Cena in the corner. Wyatt sets up Sister Abigail. Wyatt lets Cena go. Wyatt says we all know this isn’t enough to end it. Wyatt gives Cena a chair. Wyatt tells Cena to fix the mistake he made years ago when he didn’t hit Wyatt with the chair during their match. Cena takes a swing at Wyatt with the chair but Wyatt disappears. Wyatt is transported to WCW Nitro. Wyatt has on an NWO shirt. Cena comes out holding the WCW title doing the Hollywood Hogan entrance. The Vince puppet says this is such good shit. Cena spears Wyatt and lands a few punches. It turns out Cena was just punching a Huskus doll. The Fiend appears behind Cena. The Fiend drops Cena with Sister Abigail. The Fiend pins Cena with the Mandible Claw.
Winner- The Fiend
After the match, John Cena disappears.
O’Neil says he has no idea what he just saw.
He's here.
LET HIM IN.@JohnCena @WWEBrayWyatt #FireflyFunHouse #WrestleMania pic.twitter.com/3YrNy5zKpR
— WWE (@WWE) April 6, 2020
