SIXTH MATCH: Chris Dickinson vs. Matthew Justice
Stiff start, as Justice hits a corner splash. Dickinson hits a Big Boot. Dickinson hits a Suplex. Dickinson hits a Blade Kick. Dickinson and Justice trade blows. Both men refuse to give quarter to the other.
Justice takes Dickinson to the outside. They brawl into the crowd. Dickinson sets up a door in the crowd. Justice fights back and Spears Dickinson through the door. Dickinson hits his head on the back of the apron.
The back of Dickinson’s head is busted open. They get back in the ring. They battle with chairs. I’m not sure why this match is continuing. Justice hits a Dudebuster and covers for two. Justice gets the board. Dickinson hits Justice with a chair. Justice hits a Death Valley Driver through a door. Justice covers for two.
Dickinson figts back and hits a Piledriver. Dickinson hits a top rope double stomp on Justice. Dickinson covers for two.
Dickinson gets a bunch of chairs. Dickinson smashes Justice in the head with a chair. Dickinson sets up a bunch of chairs. Justice blocks a Second Rope Powerbomb. Justice smashes Dickinson with a chair. Justice hits a bad powerslam onto the chairs for the pinfall.
WINNER: Matt Justice
After the match, Justice challenges Nick Gage. Dickinson grabs the mic and tells Justice to “shut the fuck up,” and that Gage is gonna kill Justice.
A table is set up in the middle of the ring. Super Humman is introduced.
Super Humman begins his stunt, but is interrupted by Ethan Page. Page says “Fuck this shit,” and sends Super Humman packing.
SEVENTH MATCH: Orange Cassidy vs. Ethan Page
Cassidy ducks a haymaker. Cassidy ducks a second haymaker. Cassidy catches a kick. Cassidy sweeps Page into a Hand-In-Pocket Single Leg Crab. Cassidy breaks the hold. Page dodges a dropkick. Cassidy blocks a slingshot. Cassidy takes off his sunglasses to a “You Sick Fuck” chant.
Page forces Cassidy’s hands into his pockets. Page hits an elbow strike. Page hits a delayed Vertical Suplex. Page hits a stiff chop. Cassidy hits a vicious chop. Page hits a haymaker. Cassidy hits a huge forearm to the chest. Page hits a haymaker. Cassidy hits brutal chops. Cassidy hits a stiff kick to the leg. Page its a Superkick. Cassidy hits a huge forearm. Cassidy covers for two.
Cassidy Ricky & Roberts into his orange juice. Page blocks with an abdominal stretch. Cassidy throws the juice to the referee. Cassidy opens the orange juice. Page forces the cap back on. Page steals the orange juice. Cassidy climbs to the top rope. Cassidy hits a Crossbody. Cassidy counters the Big Boy Bomb. Cassidy hits a frankensteiner. Page gets a nearfall.
Page and the referee get into a shoving match. Referee Bryce Remsburg hits a Tilt-A-Whirl Headscissors. Cassidy drinks from the orange juice. Page dick kicks Cassidy. Page dick kicks Remsburg. Super Humman hits Page with a chair. Super Humman hits a Stone Cold Stunner on Page. Cassidy climbs to the top rope. Cassidy hits a Whoop Whoop Splash for the pinfall.
WINNER: Everyone.
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…ok, WINNER: Orange Cassidy
MAIN EVENT: Joey Janela vs. Jimmy Lloyd
Chain wrestling to start. They wrestle to the mat. Neither man is able to take an obvious advantage. They break.
They shake hands. Lloyd sends Janela to the outside. They wrestle back into the ring. They trade shoulder tackles. They lock up. Janela smashes Lloyd. Lloyd pummels Janela in the corner. They trade chops. They continue to unleash stiff strikes on each other. Lloyd hits a Death Valley Driver. Lloyd hits a Superkick. Lloyd covers for two.
Lloyd locks in a chinlock. Janela fights out. Janela gets a Sunset Flip nearfall. Lloyd hits a charging elbow. Lloyd covers for two.
They fight on the ring apron. Janela DDTs Lloyd on the apron. Janela gets Lloyd back in the ring. Janela hits a Flying Crossbody. Both men get nearfalls. Janela sends Lloyd to the outside and hits a dive. Lloyd gets in the ring and hits a suicide dive. They get back in the ring. Janela hits a Superkick. Janela covers for two.
They trade chops. Janela hits Machine Gun Chops. Lloyd hits Machine Gun Chops. Janela pokes the eyes. Janela chops away on Lloyd. Lloyd hits a Superkick. Lloyd hits a Bicycle Kick. Lloyd hits a Thrust Kick. Janela hits a Reverse Rana. Lloyd hits a Reverse Rana. Janela hits a Canadian Destroyer. Janela hits a kick and collapses.
Both men get huge nearfalls. Lloyd hits a Tiger Driver. Lloyd covers for two. Doors are introduced into the match.
Lloyd sets up the door. Lloyd hits an Iconoclasm through the door. Lloyd covers for two.
Janela sits Lloyd in a steel chair and hits a series of kicks. Janela climbs to the top rope. Lloyd fights back and sits Janela in the chair. Lloyd misses a Senton and lands on the steel chair. Janela puts Lloyd through the door and gets a nearfall.
Janela and Lloyd trade blows. Janela locks in a Figure Four Leglock. Lloyd reverses the pressure. Janela gets to the ropes. They trade Superkicks. Lloyd sets up chairs. The referee sets up a door. Janela fights back. Janela gets Lloyd on the top rope. Lloyd hits an Avalanche Tiger Driver through the door. Lloyd covers for two.
They trade blows. Lloyd hits a series of Cutters. Lloyd hits a Fire Powerbomb. Lloyd hits a second Fire Powerbomb. Lloyd covers for two. Lloyd hits a third Fire Powerbomb for the pinfall.
WINNER: Jimmy Lloyd.
Brett Lauderdale brings a case of White Claw out and calls out Jungle Boy, Marko Stunt & Teddy Hart. Lauderdale gives a heartfelt thank you speech.
Janela says good things about everyone, and then says that he’s going to keep doing whatever he wants to do. He says that if people don’t like it, he can go back to delivering pizza and working outlaw shows.
Joey Janela ends the show by promising, “I’ll be back.”
