John Cena Brings Back The Doctor Of Thuganomics, Gives Elias An FU

Elias was in the middle of his WrestleMania 35 performance when John Cena came out as the Doctor of Thuganomics. Backwards cap, chain and all, Cena looked just like he was in the early 2000s.

“Kill the beat,” said Cena. “The Doctor of Thuganomics is back and Elias just got the worst deal because John Cena is about to turn heel.” He then told Elias that it felt like he was watching one of his movies since the whole thing sucks.

“Walk with Elias, I’m not really feeling it. Without the guitar, it’s a wasted wrestling experience.” He even brought back the classic photoshops as he called Elias a “piece of Shih Tzu.”

Cena continued, “They call me the golden shovel, so I’m about to bury your push. Your face looks like my nuts, but you’ve got a hairier bush.” He then said there’d be no “AA” today, because he was about to get the “FU.”