In Ring Segment: The New Daniel Bryan
Bryan asks if the WWE Universe knows who won this past Sunday. The crowd chants “Becky”. Bryan says no. The WWE Universe won because Byan won. Byan is the planet’s champion. Byan says he found someone who understands what Bryan is saying. Rowen came out to help the WWE Universe, not Bryan. Rowen joins Bryan in the ring. Rowen is carrying a belt bag. Bryan says everyone thinks Rowen is a thug with dirty hands. Rowen is a scholar and Bryan’s intellectual peer. Styles is a fool but not always wrong. Styles called Bryan a hypocrite. Styles is right. Bryan is a hypocrite for carrying the WWE title. Rowen brings a trash can in the ring.
Bryan gave the cow who gave her life for the WWE title a name: Daisy. Daisy could feel immense joy, which she didn’t get to feel at all. Daisy could feel pain, which she felt a great deal of. The symbol of the WWE title is what she gave her life for. Bryan drops the WWE title in the trash can. Bryan says the WWE Championship trash. Bryan reveals a title made out of wood and hemp (chuckle). Styles comes out and asks Bryan if he smoked the prototype of the title Bryan is carrying. Randy Orton’s music hits and Orton saunters out on the stage. After the break, Jeff Hardy and Mustafa Ali are out as well. Samoa Joe comes out and says everyone is asking for permission, Joe comes in the ring and eithers everyone. A huge brawl breaks out. Bryan screams that no one is getting a shot at the title. HHH appears on the ‘tron and says Bryan is going to defend the title against everyone in the ring in the Elimination Chamber.
THIS is the new symbol of excellence.
Say hello to the new 100% SUSTAINABLE HEMP #WWEChampionship! #SDLive @WWEDanielBryan pic.twitter.com/2C8yszzAko
— WWE (@WWE) January 30, 2019
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