TOTAL DIVAS vs. NOT…TOTAL DIVAS
The match nobody cares about, because WWE's booking has been more inconsistent and without reason than usual for the past two months. Sometimes the Divas are all "Total Divas vs. WWE Divas" – we've also got AJ Lee and Tamina on the same team, the Bella Twins split they teased once about 3-4 weeks ago, and a totally empty Divas Championship title picture. TNA's product is pretty cringe-worthy as of late, but at least Gail Kim (and her Kevin Nash) are seen as better than the competition.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN
Killam: There's going to be at last 6-8 eliminations within about a minute, either right at the beginning, or a few minutes into the match to make it look competitive. Team Total Divas will probably win, because reality TV.
Bamber: Backstage, Dolph Ziggler is crying at how he is unused on this PPV, but yet this match is on it – this never makes it to air. In the ring, WWE officials continue to amuse themselves watching a series of divas who are not ready to wrestle on such a big stage stink up the joint (that applies to about eight of the people in this match). That being said, it wouldn't surprise me if the Total Divas team wins this one 7-0.
WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN
Killam: If they are smart, they'll have all of Team Not Total Divas get eliminated, save for the Divas Champ and her bodyguard, so the dominant forces in the Divas division can rally and prove they are better than a gang of reality show stars and their awful red-headed rookie.
Bamber: The Massachusetts State Athletic commission lay down a ruling an hour before the PPV, saying that due to an oversight in the pre-show medicals, only AJ Lee and Natalya are able to compete tonight. 1 fall would at least be quicker than 13.
