SEGMENT #2
*Taz: "Sting attacks in a violent way…" Yeah, as opposed to that one time with the feather duster.
*YAY! MONEY MARK!
*"Who could have predicted what Sting did?" Anybody who's ever watched wrestling, I hope. A babyface isn't appearing out of nowhere to help other babyfaces administer a 3-on-2 beating. Only heels unfairly exercise a numbers advantage.
*AJ Styles does a decent Ric Flair imitation, but there's only one original. Unscripted = unleashed.
*"WHY, STING, WHY? WHY?" My God, that's Bob Backlund under that mask!
SEGMENT #3
*Was Jennifer preparing to nurse Brooke Hogan?
*Kazarian cuts a lame promo to strained, obligatory applause. If TNA is going to war, I say let someone better do this interview. F***, not Daniels!
*Where's Pillman and Liger when you need 'em?
*Who's the Brit? What's that belt? Did I click over to ROH by mistake?
*"The X Division is the adrenaline of TNA." — Eric Bischoff, 2010.
*"F*** the cruiserweights." — Eric Bischoff, 1995-99.
*YAY! MONEY MARK MENTION!
*If the X Division matters so much, why are Tenay and Taz talking about Sting and Dixie Carter?
*Shannon Moore hits the ring to mass indifference. "I know! If we give Shannon the X Division belt, maybe Jeff will feel obligated to show up more, and not high."
Our WWE NXT results for tonight include former NXT Heritage Cup Champion Charlie Dempsey challenging the current champion Lexis King, Tony…
