PUFF, PUFF, PASS
Has any world champion ever looked like less of a champion – or a star – than Jeff Hardy? The bloated physique, the puffy face – I know where that comes from. Doesn’t mean I enjoy seeing it. Hardy talks the same way he looks, and he’s out of breath, too.
Shannon Moore wanted to coin a DILLIGAF title, but TNA didn’t. Good move. Nobody cares about Moore besides Hardy. But I always liked Taz’ FTW belt. Fit the character so perfectly, just like Ted DiBiase’s Million-Dollar Belt.
I don’t have a grip on Moore’s character. But with his size, he looks like one of the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz.
