Fast Count…
The way I see it… Booker T earned his paycheck by laughing “Whatcha you want?” to Vicki Guerrero as she begged for her job back. Fun segment and Booker’s laughter was infectious. The continued “firings” on Smackdown are too repetitive and have totally lost their impact, but the Vicki firing (aside from the Edge sing-a-long) was well-done.
I would totally love it if… D-Von Dudley’s sons, Terrence and Tyrell, came back from the injuries suffered at the hands their Bully of an “Uncle” Ray Dudley and took on Team 3D. That’s right… go after Dad! They can blame him for getting them in this mess, have Tommy Dreamer as their trainer, and use the TNA powers that be (and theeeeyyyy are?) to force the Team 3D reunion. And don’t forget, TNA, that should be on a pay-per-view match, not segment five on a random Thursday cable show.
I gotta think… one of those underpaid TNA knockouts who’s name doesn’t rhyme with Jickie Mames should make a move to Stamford, Connecticut. They’re the reason most of us still DVR Impact! and they still make peanuts. Gimme Madison Rayne and Velvet Sky versus Michelle McCool and Layla El at SummerSlam. Then Kong destroys them all.
I must confess… I’d buy Crimson as a TNA champion. He’s not the blue chip prospect they probably think they have, but he’s got a good look, some decent power moves, and he’s not 65. So I’m willing to give him the chance.
Come on, admit it… the 3-3-11 promo wasn’t that bad? OK. Maybe it was, but it was worth a shot. Perhaps it would have worked better if it was presented as a wink and nudge as opposed to a “breaking announcement.”
Seriously… this Rob Terry/ Scott Steiner feud is going to end with new, fresh federal investigation on the pro wrestling industry. It’s all 1988 up in here…
Sure… MapQuest is probably the best way to get directions, but I’m convinced I could find my way by following the scars on Dusty Rhodes forehead.
Quick… what are you getting Mark Madden for Christmas 2011? I’m getting him a Dixie Carter action figure!! I’m guessing by Christmas I can get twenty of them at the Dollar Store. Perfect stocking stuffer.
Ken Napzok is a writer, comedian, and pro wrestling manager living in Los Angeles. He once held the Nipomo Wrestling Federation’s World, Tag, and Regional titles as FireWarrior, but had to vacate them when the mother of his rival, The Canadian Cowboy, made the NWF throw away the mattresses from the front yard and go back to school. He can followed online at twitter.com/kozpan and twitter.com/TexTunney or contacted at wzkennapzok.com
