Fast Count…
The way I see it… the only way you are going to get immediate respect and prestige back to the WWE tag titles is if Edge and Christian reunite and take them. Then you bring in a series of real teams to challenge. (And by real teams I mean matching outfits… my Darren Young and DH Smith as the blue trunk wearing The Forgotten is still on the table! It’s gold! Gold! OK… bronze.) This, of course, won’t happen as the WWE apparently already thinks they treat the titles with respect, but a little Demolition fan can dream, right?
I would totally love it if… Shelton Benjamin made a full-time return to the WWE. He is still one of the more exciting and skilled in-ring performers with a proven championship track record. Plug him into a program with Daniel Bryan or Kofi Kingston for their title belts and we’d have some pretty dang cool spotfests to enjoy.
I gotta think… that if you’re intention was to build Wade Barrett up to the next level of main event heels then you are slowing him down by saddling him with the boring Corre.
I must confess… I’m really starting to like Cody Rhodes more and more. He just looks like he is really comfortable with what he’s doing. Put some kneepads on him and that upper mid-card could be in reach!
Come on, admit it… you miss JBL just as much as some of the other big names floating out there. Still one of the greatest mid-career gimmick changes in history.
Seriously… I’m nominating Kazarian’s “Who are you? Jermaine Hardy?” line (to New York Jet Bart Scott) as insult of the year.
Sure… he’s big, impressive, and I want to see him around more, but can someone put some pants on Brodus Clay? Inner Thigh Jiggle is a bit off-putting when you’re trying to watch Raw while eating.
Quick… someone tell Gunner and Murphy that the pre-match “pose” they used before their tag team title match with Beer Money probably didn’t have the effect they wanted it to have. They will, though, start getting comp tickets to musical theatre.
Ken Napzok is a writer, comedian, and pro wrestling manager living in Los Angeles. He has now been physically assaulted in the ring by two WWE Hall of Famers… is Koko still taking bookings? He can followed online at twitter.com/kozpan and twitter.com/TexTunney or contacted at wzkennapzok@gmail.com
