Total Nonstop Deletion
Matt Hardy offered seven ‘premonitions’ for Sports Illustrated Extra Mustard’s Week In Wrestling this week, promoting tomorrow’s Total Nonstop Deletion event. You can read a few excerpts below; click here for the full list.
Keeping the “nefarious” Brother Nero away from his primal monkey spot instincts is no easy task.
Brother Nero has a very, very powerful addiction to his spot monkey instincts, and there are certain times where he does relapse. He has done much better lately. At the end of the day, a professional wrestling match is an athletic contest—it’s supposed to be a fight between two men in hand-to-hand combat. That is what I’m looking to get back to. Over the years, a lot of the performers have allowed the wrestling fans to push them into a corner and see what you jump off that is the highest, or how many flips you can do in this move, or what type of fall you can take. That has led to injuries and cutting time off careers, and that is a pandemic in the wrestling business. That’s where I am trying to help. I have a renowned scientist working on a spot monkey antidote right now.
After criticizing King Maxel, Dave Bautista is certain to face… deletion.
Senor Benjamin wanted Bautista to come and be King Maxel’s first opponent for his open challenge. The thing that stuck out to me is that I’ve been an ally of Dave Bautista in the past. I like a lot of the things he’s done, and I think he’s done very well for himself in the movie industry. It seems to me that his comment—about jumping the shark—was a comment he made without watching the product. I can almost guarantee you of that. My “Broken” universe is almost similar to his “Guardians of the Galaxy.” You could say that a tree that is talking and is an interstellar agent, as it was in his Guardians, was jumping the shark. We are performing a different type of entertainment in the “Broken” universe, and he was making that comment out of context in many ways. A lot of people who understood King Maxel’s story and what we’re doing defended us against Bautista. When you understand the scenario, I think it is a very enjoyable story.
Total Divas
The following videos feature highlights from this week’s episode of Total Divas:
