Kikutaru defeated Bobby Wayward
- Kikutaru wins via pinfall with a Shining Wizard
Open Challenge
Scarlett Bordeaux defeated John Hartnett (w/ American Top Team’s Dan Lambert & Colby Covington)
- Bordeaux wins via pinfall after a reverse piledriver style finisher
Scarlett Bordeaux gets a quick win over American Top Team and then gets attacked by Dan Lambert. She responds by fighting back and putting her opponent through a door. #DoesFunnyEqualMoney pic.twitter.com/fArlJEetOe
— Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate) (@RossWBermanIV) April 4, 2019
Pat Buck defeated Santana Jackson
- Buck hits an electric chair slam for the win
https://twitter.com/buckneverstops/status/1113783973778530305
Man Scout Jake Manning defeated Matt Macintosh, Johnny Clash & Anthony Bowens
- The four competitors did a Tower Of Doom spot onto Manning’s pup tent, and Manning pinned Clash
Demon Bunny defeated Team Tremendous
- Rosemary hit Carr with the mist, then she and Allie hit a double team combination on Barry for the win
Team DemonBunny gets the win after misting Bill Carr and dismantling Dan Barry. #DoesFunnyEqualMoney pic.twitter.com/MoXSyHln0j
— Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate) (@RossWBermanIV) April 4, 2019
Bird Box Match
Buster Jackson defeated Shawn Donovan
- Donovan’s blindfold was ripped off and he ended up throwing himself off of the top rope, and Jackson pinned him. The match was formatted just like the Netflix movie where if you ‘looked’ at the creatures, you’d try and harm yourself
Bird Box Match is next. Victory is achieved by removing opponent’s blindfold and getting a pinfall. pic.twitter.com/crQvcDocIC
— Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate) (@RossWBermanIV) April 4, 2019
Gauntlet Match
Team España defeated Kevin Matthews & Fallah Bahh, the bWo, Shook Crew, The Breakfast Club, Massage Force & Job Security
- Team España got the final pinfall on bWo
Fallah Bahh went to get food, that’s why they got counted out. His partner is chiding him currently and making him give away the hot dogs he bought. #DoesFunnyEqualMoney pic.twitter.com/dNP2dnm7F1
— Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate) (@RossWBermanIV) April 4, 2019
Dan Maff defeated Hornswoggle
- Maff made Swoggle tap after a step ladder assisted Camel Clutch
Goliath vs. Goliath pic.twitter.com/c8YQSMU58f
— Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate) (@RossWBermanIV) April 4, 2019
Santino Marella & Colt Cabana defeated The Heavenly Bodies
- The match saw Killer Kross run in an attack everyone, and Joey Ryan made the save. Heavenly Bodies went after him, but Santino and Colt (with a sock) did Cobra Strikes for the win
Killer Kross has interrupted the main event and beat everyone up.#DoesFunnyEqualMoney pic.twitter.com/nXtU4zDsZE
— Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate) (@RossWBermanIV) April 4, 2019