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5 Things You Need To Know Before Christmas RAW, Ian Riccaboni Christmas Poem

5 Things You Need To Know Before Christmas RAW

WWE uploaded today’s preview for the Christmas Eve edition of RAW to YouTube:

Two championships are on the line tonight and much more. Here is your preview for tonight’s Christmas Eve edition of Raw.

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Ian Riccaboni’s Christmas Poem:

ROH Commentator Ian Riccaboni posted the following holiday-themed poetry to his Twitter:

“Twas the night before Christmas and

under the ring

Were red balloons held tight by the Horror

King,

Followed closely by TK and the Real

World’s Champ,

Carrying the World Six-Man Titles down

the ROH ramp.

But to the fan’s chagrin, Taven clutched

tight

A phony purple belt whose gems popped

in the light.

He was bombastic and boisterous, oftern

cawing like a raven

When he pointed his thumbs to his chest

and yelled “I’m Matt Taven!”.

His swagger caught an audience of a very

large size

Including the true World Champion, Jay

Lethal, the Franchise.

A man who avenged all of his losses

before climbing the throne,

Lethal has proven he is Ring of Honor’s

backbone

But the times are changing, excitement is

in the air!

Free agents are coming from here and

from there!

Hawai’s Jeff Cobb, from Mexico, Bandido

Upon Haskins, PCO, and LA’s Brody King,

how neato!

But they will have to do battle as we head

toward MSG,

With Castle, the Briscoes, Beretta, and

Chuckie T.!

Don’t forget Shane Taylor, C2C, & the

Gatekeeper, too.

The Villain and his Enterprise, just to

name a few

Tenille looks to get back in the ring, Isom

to surprise

While the Bouncers have visions of beer

in their eyes.

Kenny King and Silas have dreams of a

return to gold,

While Flip Gordon will find ways to break

the mold!

And what will 2019 bring for ZSJ?

Or Sauce, or Juice, or Luchasaurus you

say?

One thing is for sure, they best be ready to

fight

As Colt and I wish Happy Wrestling to all

and to all a good night!”

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